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Jul 23, 2014 / 270,596 notes

lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

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Jul 23, 2014 / 54,514 notes

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lacienegasmiled:

Demo of Beat It composed using only Michael Jackson’s voice

As Jackson couldn’t fluently play any instruments, he would sing and beatbox out how he wanted his songs to sound by himself on tape, layering the vocals, harmonies and rhythm before having instrumentalists come in to complete the songs.

One of his engineers Robmix on how Jackson worked: “One morning MJ came in with a new song he had written overnight. We called in a guitar player, and Michael sang every note of every chord to him. “here’s the first chord first note, second note, third note. Here’s the second chord first note, second note, third note”, etc., etc. We then witnessed him giving the most heartfelt and profound vocal performance, live in the control room through an SM57. He would sing us an entire string arrangement, every part. Steve Porcaro once told me he witnessed MJ doing that with the string section in the room. Had it all in his head, harmony and everything. Not just little eight bar loop ideas. he would actually sing the entire arrangement into a micro-cassette recorder complete with stops and fills.”

Reasons why I laugh when people say he wasn’t a real musician.

wow, simply wow. thank you Lordx for the linkup.

Jul 22, 2014 / 547,075 notes

alonzo1948:

My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise

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angeezy:


fitnationmovement:

This isn’t even his final form.

Wtf lol
Jul 22, 2014 / 171,750 notes

angeezy:

fitnationmovement:

This isn’t even his final form.

Wtf lol

500daysofjoni:


dominicandeathtrap:

no one deserves this

o my fing god
Jul 21, 2014 / 93,432 notes

500daysofjoni:

dominicandeathtrap:

no one deserves this

o my fing god

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Jul 21, 2014 / 44,268 notes
Jul 20, 2014 / 29,078 notes

stand-up-comic-gifs:

I realized recently my judgement gets messed up more by food and juice than it does by drugs or alcohol. (x)

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Jul 20, 2014 / 125,884 notes

Anonymous said: At what age did you lose your virginity?

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

Jul 19, 2014 / 28,914 notes

lacienegasmiled:

The side of Michael Jackson they don’t show you: his ACTUAL RACE.

On 6th February 1984, after winning an unprecedented number of AMA awards Michael spoke to black publication JET magazine about people in his life he was thankful for; Stevie Wonder, who expresses pride of race in his music.

“That’s why I love Stevie Wonder’s album called Songs in The Key of Life… He had a song called Black Man and I just jumped up screaming when I heard that record because he’s showing the world what the Black man has done and what other races have done… He named it Black Man and all these people who have got the album sing it. And that’s the best way to bring about the truth.”

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Jul 19, 2014 / 66,335 notes

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tastefullyoffensive:

[cyanide&happiness]
Jul 18, 2014 / 12,415 notes
Jul 18, 2014 / 352,915 notes

giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.

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bedbathandthebeyond:

If interrupted while miming it will slap around the enemy with its broad hands.
Jul 17, 2014 / 214 notes

bedbathandthebeyond:

If interrupted while miming it will slap around the enemy with its broad hands.

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adventuretime:

If You’re Not Watching Cartoon Network’s ‘Adventure Time,’ Now’s the Perfect Time to Start — Here’s Why
Of course you’re watching Adventure Time. But Eric Kohn, Chief Film Critic/Senior Editor over on Indiewire, lays out a pretty good argument that now’s an ideal time for the uninitiated to jump on in.

… make no mistake: “Adventure Time” remains of the most creative television shows around, and the last dozen or so episodes rank among the best examples of its narrative strengths.

Read Eric’s full article here.
Jul 17, 2014 / 3,351 notes

adventuretime:

If You’re Not Watching Cartoon Network’s ‘Adventure Time,’ Now’s the Perfect Time to Start — Here’s Why

Of course you’re watching Adventure Time. But Eric Kohn, Chief Film Critic/Senior Editor over on Indiewire, lays out a pretty good argument that now’s an ideal time for the uninitiated to jump on in.

… make no mistake: “Adventure Time” remains of the most creative television shows around, and the last dozen or so episodes rank among the best examples of its narrative strengths.

Read Eric’s full article here.

tastefullyoffensive:

A hare with flare. [x]
Jul 16, 2014 / 9,134 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

A hare with flare. [x]